Lesbianism Made Easy
Crown, 1996 - 192 sÝur
These days, who doesn't want to be a lesbian? In sports and entertainment, literature and life in general, lesbians are the queen arbiters of what's hot, what's chic, and what's a girl to do? But though you might not think so from magazine spreads, music videos, and wherever tennis balls (and ball girls) lurk, not everyone actually is a lesbian. And even though a lot of people would like to become lesbians, it's harder than you think to find out exactly how. Like anything that requires a major break with old habits, becoming a lesbian is not the easiest thing in the world to pull off. Lesbians have their own culture, their own lingo, their own way of doing things. In Lesbianism Made Easy, Helen Eisenbach helps smooth the potentially difficult transition that a would-be daughter of Sappho may face. Helen Eisenbach shows that anyone can experience the Lesbian Within, the place where fantasy and reality meet (and no one gets what they deserve). In this irreverent, possibly embittered, how-to, even the least lesbian among us can learn how to pick up girls, how to actually have sex (don't ask; she'll tell), how to choose a pet (you'd be surprised), how to cope with the woman of your dreams, even how to heal, or heel, your inner lesbian.
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LESBIANISM MADE EASYUms÷gn notanda - Kirkus
An insider's sophomoric paean to the lesbian way of life. Former QW editor and novelist Eisenbach (Loonglow, 1988) seems to have a lot going for her in her latest literary/comic endeavor. She has a ... Read full review
Lesbianism made easyUms÷gn notanda - Not Available - Book Verdict
A novelist (Loonglow, LJ 6/1/88), playwright (Lesbian Bathhouse), and contributor to numerous magazines, Eisenbach has written a new book that is a welcome relief from the plethora of self-help books ... Read full review